CRUSH(ED), Relationships Are Funny, a pre-Valentine’s Day standup comedy show, is set for 8 p.m., at the Milton Theatre. Entertainers are headliner Don Hines, featured act Dylan Tucker, special guest Al Carroll and host Keith Purnell. For tickets, go to MiltonTheatre.com or call the box office at 302684-3038. The Milton Theatre is located in downtown historic Milton at 110 Union St. along the Broadkill River.